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	<title>Maus Bytes</title>
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	<description>A Place Full of Tall Tails</description>
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		<title>Almond Cookie Goodness</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been trying to get into the habit of taking what ever is lying around and making something with it. For instance, bananas that you don&#8217;t always eat can be turned into banana bread, or pudding. Corn can be thrown into corn bread or stuffing. This time, it was Almonds. I had way too many [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/05/01/2010/almond-cookie-goodness/</link>
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		<title>Subway Surprise</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I love subway. I personally love the Italian BMT on Honey Wheat and if that&#8217;s all I had to live off of, and every other food chain went into a franchise war and lost and became a Subway I&#8217;d be in total heaven! No 80mgs of fat per hamburger, no over-salted 350 calorie french fries. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/06/15/2009/subway-surprise/</link>
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		<title>Shit Far Fuzzy Amen</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, that says what you think it says. And if you know what it means, you&#8217;re laughing right now, because you know this little California girl took it the wrong way! Throughout my three years of living out here in the south with my husband and his family, I&#8217;ve heard this phrase often. You can [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/04/22/2009/shit-far-fuzzy-amen/</link>
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		<title>Acceptance</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is Elista Mousey and the one of many pictures I&#8217;ve drawn of her. She is a character in stories I&#8217;ve written that I hope to publish someday. This picture represents the wolf or &#8216;lupus&#8217; and me finally getting along. It was a quick sketch and I colored it too quickly, so I&#8217;ll prolly re-do [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/04/03/2009/acceptance/</link>
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		<title>The Rocket Defence</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One day I decided to play a game of Chess with a friend. Unbeknownst to me, the boy loved Chessmaster and was in the chess club at school. I too love Chessmaster, but I have a horrible habit of playing Chess like I do Checkers. So he invites me to play, never letting on how [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/03/25/2009/the-rocket-defence/</link>
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		<title>My Treasure</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I had hoped it would look better, but because I have no idea what I&#8217;m doing, I still have a long way to go with learning about water colors and painting in general. This was actually done with watercolor pencils, though some of the colors were not watercolor and I didn&#8217;t realize it until after [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/03/25/2009/my-treasure/</link>
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		<title>Forteo and Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I got this medicine called Forteo in October. My Rheumy gave it to me to try out to help out with the constant thinning of my bones due to on-going steroid use and other medications just taking their toll on my body. This neat little drug works just like your bones do. It helps [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/03/25/2009/forteoandme/</link>
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		<title>The Day The Pharmacy Lied</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have something called Chronic Pain. This pain is induced by the fact I have severe damage to muscles and joints and permanent damage to bones. I rely on pain medication. And while most think it&#8217;s cool, its actually annoying. To get this pain medication, I have to go through Pain Management. These are trained [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/02/07/2009/the-day-the-pharmacy-lied/</link>
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		<title>Basic Pizza and Noodle Sauce</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You can actually use this sauce as a base for any noodles you make as well if you like meat sauces. I like them better than marinara, more flavor and a bit thicker. Last year I made a ton of sauces when my tomatoes came in. Fresh sauces are the best in the world! And [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/01/22/2009/basic-pizza-and-noodle-sauce/</link>
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		<title>Gobble Day Weekend</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Aaaah, Thanksgiving. A day where children are taught that the Pilgrims and Indians were happy and gay and all that jazz and then in high school, you learn that all the childhood fairy tales you were once told, are actually bent truths on real life horrors that happened so long ago! Gotta love our education [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/12/02/2008/gobble-day-weekend/</link>
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		<title>Mousens Rant and Update</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So..My doc thought it would be funny to give me 1100mgs of Cytoxan this time in October. And not put me in the hospital. So for twelve hours, at home, i threw my guts up and eventually began dry heaving, which I have never done in my life. So I end up going to the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/11/24/2008/mousens-rant-and-update/</link>
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		<title>Penne In Vodka Sauce</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ah, noodles. I love noodles! If I could have noodles every night, I would, but I don&#8217;t because I&#8217;m afraid I might turn into one. For this recipe to work you need Blue Ice potato vodka. Yes, you heard me. POTATO VODKA ! Don&#8217;t you DARE put that grain made crap in this recipe or [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/07/02/2008/penne-in-vodka-sauce/</link>
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		<title>Rent-A-What!?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As I&#8217;m always looking for amusing things in the news or daily life to write about, something always has to come along and make me spit out what ever I had in my mouth and run to the bathroom before I pee myself. While that isn&#8217;t unusual for me because I laugh at everything, this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/06/30/2008/rent-a-what/</link>
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		<title>The Problem With Grand Theft Auto IV</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Do I really have to say this? Honestly. I heard people in the news talk and rant and rave about it and seems to me that the only people having kittens about it are the people who aren&#8217;t getting laid and who have nothing better to do than bitch. Violence In Video Games. Pardon me, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/05/21/2008/the-problem-with-grand-theft-auto-iv/</link>
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		<title>Kitchen Remodeling, Mousens Style!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The wallpaper. I&#8217;ve read a few websites with techniques on how to remove wallpaper. The most interesting is Lowe&#8217;s. I took a bit of each technique and applied my own sort of way of doing things while I learned as I went along, all the while my husband is watching skeptically as I wiggle my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/05/19/2008/kitchen-remodeling-mousens-style/</link>
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		<title>Who Is Miley Sirus and Why Should I Even Care?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m an artist in my own spare time. I love art, I live art, I breathe art. There used to be a time when people were cultured, went to art festivals, history and art museums, they weren&#8217;t afraid to give in to the art side! The nudists could be nude, the gay could be gay, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/05/01/2008/who-is-miley-sirus-and-why-should-i-even-care/</link>
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		<title>Magic Mushrooms Indeed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I don&#8217;t like mushrooms either. I don&#8217;t like mushrooms at all. None of them. I don&#8217;t like how they taste. It&#8217;s kind of like certain fish if there isn&#8217;t four tons of salt on it, unless it&#8217;s salmon, then I might eat it. Or clams or even snails. The slimy, squishy, chewy texture just [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/04/30/2008/magic-mushrooms-indeed/</link>
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		<title>Bad Mouse! No Cookie!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Pardon my delayed reaction to the fact that I have not been in an entertaining mood for the last month as i have been entertaining myself with trying to get my kitchen at least 75% done before my mom and mr. dale get here! I would in fact like us to have somewhere to sit [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/04/28/2008/bad-mouse-no-cookie/</link>
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		<title>Spring Has Sprung!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday as I was wiggling around my kitchen trying to clean and organize, my husband yells from downstairs. &#8220;Hey! Come here! I have something for you!&#8221; Now, about a week ago, as I was painting my kitchen, I noticed something shiney in the trees out back. Well, it wasn&#8217;t just one shiney thing, it was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/04/13/2008/spring-has-sprung/</link>
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		<title>Random Web Comic</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Random WebComic Anyone ever read any WebComics? I have an entire list of some of my favorites bookmarked. Every now and then I&#8217;ll find one that fits something that&#8217;s personally happened to me or someone else and I find myself in a fit of giggles, trying desperately not to let the coke I just sipped [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mausbytes.com/04/09/2008/random-web-comic/</link>
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